'What the Crap' FE Meme

Okay, so I started out intending to actually spend some time on it. The further down I went the less I cared about finishing, so... basically.

....I have terrible handwriting. I know this. -fails-

1. Ike isn't even a lord until halfway through the game. Fail. And Nintendo's idea of trying to make a 'more cool, look I have a sword' version of Hector in the guise of Ike sucked, too. Hector > Ike. Oh, and Eliwood is fail, too.

2. Was going to put Nephenee instead of Matthew, but I already had three FE9 characters. :/ Character-wise I'm not too fond of Matthew, but he's basically the only thief you get until Legault. I don't like carrying around a dead weight unit until Legault finally decides to come around. So. Hector is my favorite lord. Uh... Canas, Jill, Haar, and Oscar are my favorite characters unit-wise and character-wise (except for FE10 Oscar. Terrible unit and hardly makes an appearance, anyway).

3. FOMORTIIS. He has no personality. I just like him. Gilliam doesn't really have a personality, either... But he's the only general I use in any of the games aside of Gatrie and -sometimes- Oswin. Echida was a crappy unit, but she's basically the only female character who can use axes (aside from Titania). FE10 Elincia OWNED EVERYTHING. Idoun has addictive battle music.

4. Uh... dunno. I always could imagine Fomortiis would be a little hard of hearing after all those years of being stuck in a dumb rock.
And Oscar looks more like Oscar here than the first time I drew him up there. Must be the eyes...

5. I just don't like them. I don't care how much people like Rath, Raven, Erk, and Soren. Boo.
I really disliked Astrid and Makalov in FE9, so I was glad they decided to make a 'We Are Epic Fail' duo in FE10. Macaiah's real name from before she was separated from her royal family was Mary Sue. Oh, I forgot. So was Eliwood's. >.>

6. How many names has this class gone through? o.O And I just noticed that the characters on the top section all have facial scars/ injuries.

7. Yeah... :/ Haar just likes to sleep. Poor Jill.

8. A FE fan on neo (that was surprising) mentioned that Sain goes after every woman in the game. I was pretty sure that he did not go anywhere near Vaida from what I remember. I bet it would be funny, though. No more Sain to worry about.

9. Who cares about some Bern relic? Or Sephiran's shiny medallion that kills people?

10. I think the animation is pretty much awesome. Since I hate Macaiah and have only gotten her to weapon level SS once, I usually just give her Valaura.

FE11 is probably going to be fail. The jump to 3D kind of killed FE for me even if the cut scenes were pretty nifty looking in FE10. Sprites own.

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